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"When we lift a burden from a human being we allow that individual to create wonder and infinite possibility.
Our sport's mission is to free as many of our youth to pursue their passions free of the yoke of obscene student debt. While we can never measure the results of our endeavour our mission serves the human condition and is therefore priceless.
Human beings by their nature are creatures of limitless possibility. If one of us imagines something then communicates the idea to others, it won't be long before that vision becomes reality.
- HENRY SLATER CLIFTON
Must Be 18 Or Older To Play
QUANCO ARYA
Shandy is played with a standard Hurling Handball or Quanco Arya. The ball measures 21.25 × 25.25 and is 9 inches point to point.
PITCH-COURT
The pitch overall area is 160 feet × 90 feet. Each zone line is 50 feet from each base line. The center line is 80 feet from each base line. The area beyond each zone line is the 60 foot nuetral zone.
PROTECTION
Face protection is required! With hand strikes and the defense vying for the ball with wreckless abandon face protection is a must. Unfotunately the face is in the line of fire. All steps must be taken to avoid injury. All players must wear faceshields. You girls also must remain beautiful as well.
CARRYING THE BALL
Ball carriers must hold the ball away from the body at all times. If a ball carrier stops with the ball they must touch the ball to the turf before continuing to move with the ball in hand.
PASSING
The ball may be thrown to pass over or underhanded. The ball may also be hand striked or kicked.
SHOOTING
The ball may not be thrown on goal. The ball must be struck by hand, foot or by head at the goal. Goals can also be deflected off any part of the body to score.
STRIKING
The ball is generally punted or dropped to kick from the turf to shoot on goal or clear the defensive zone.
If the ball crosses the goal line within the goal by kick or by deflection it scores 1 point. Hand strike goals score 2 points.
ZONING
Defenders may play the ball or be aggressive against the ball carrier as long as they are touching the ball in order to steal it away. Otherwise no contact is allowed between players without the ball.
Each team has two "Trios" on the pitch-court. The 3 defensive players are not permitted to cross their zone line keeping them inside their defensive zone.
The offensive trio is not permitted in their own defensive zone. They are not permitted inside the opponent's defensive zone unless they possess the ball. The ball must enter the opposition's defensive zone before the offensive players.
• Shandy has three 15 minute periods.
• Each team has 3 timeouts per game.
• Gaining possession starts a 30 second shot clock.
• Offsides and bounding out results in a turnover.
• Personal Fouls results in that player leaving the field for 2 minutes. A defensive player must serve the penalty.
COMETS
METEORES
STARS
MOONS
SPELLS
POTIONS
SPICES
VIXEN
SHANDY
(You have to imagine Morgan Freeman reading this as the scene plays out on your screen)
Andy and Randy were at a bar called O'Handy's. They saw a table full of beautiful Dandies.
While they tried as they did to make an impression, Andy went too far with a redhead named Brandy.
The girls stood up and began to whirl. Poor Randy and Andy were thrown to the floor.
Andy was shaken Randy's eye black-n-blue. They were shocked by the fury, they were battered and bruised.
Came Mandy, then Sandy and redheaded Brandy, from Candy a kick and a punch from big Joan.
Andy and Randy both failed to know. These girls were witches with fire in their brew.
Andy and Randy got taught by these witches. They had no idea these witches gave stitches.
So learn this lesson like did Andy and Randy You never know when you'll get kicked in your britches.
So Don't be pushy like Andy and Randy, Because some girls just might play the game they call Shandy.