(You have to imagine Morgan Freeman reading this as the scene plays out on your screen)
Andy and Randy were at a bar called O'Handy's. They saw a table full of beautiful Dandies.
While they tried as they did to make an impression, Andy went too far with a redhead named Brandy.
The girls stood up and began to whirl. Poor Randy and Andy were thrown to the floor.
Andy was shaken Randy's eye black-n-blue. They were shocked by the fury, they were battered and bruised.
Came Mandy, then Sandy and redheaded Brandy, from Candy a kick and a punch from big Joan.
Andy and Randy both failed to know. These girls were witches with fire in their brew.
Andy and Randy got taught by these witches. They had no idea these witches gave stitches.
So learn this lesson like did Andy and Randy You never know when you'll get kicked in your britches.
So Don't be pushy like Andy and Randy, Because some girls just might play the game they call Shandy.